Friday, October 31, 2008
Hurricane Michele Is Now A Tropical Storm
This was me earlier today (Thursday). About every other month I get REALLY hormonal. Twenty-five years ago this month I had my last period. You see, because of an unforeseen problem, I had to have a hysterectomy and because I was so young they did not take my ovaries. So, I PMS without the M -. Although my husband would say the M stands for MOODY. The problem is that it's not necessarily on a cycle. It could hit me monthly or it could skip a month. And then again, I am turning 51 next month....it could be that I'm pre - menopausal! Either way, my poor husband doesn't quite know what to say or do when the "other woman" comes to visit! HA! Today without warning the "other woman" arrived! After the first ten minutes of my husband's homecoming from a long day at work I did something I had not done in a while; I gave him a warning. Yes ladies, I took a long breathe, said a prayer, and then proceeded to tell him that he better stay clear because hurricane Michele has arrived! Jim, in his typical caring way started to say something nice, then he saw the LOOK... you know ladies that LOOK... the LOOK that if you don't get out of my sight right now I will bite your head right OFF!!! Ha-ha!!! Hey, I think I did pretty well. I didn't say anything. I just gave him the LOOK and went straight to my study to play a computer game to "veg out" while I cooled down. My smart hubby left me alone until hurricane Michele left; which was only about an hour later. I'm still a little edgy, but I think the "storm" may have stepped down to a tropical storm this time. I think it's safe to say my husband doesn't have to sleep with one eye open tonight! Ha-ha!!!!
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