Fridays Funnies

Years ago when Heather was in her early teens, she was complaining of an awful pain in her side. Thinking it might be appendicitis we took her to the emergency room. After blood tests and x-rays the doctor came into the room and said, “Your daughter is full of crap!” My dear sweet husband immediately said, “What else is new, what’s wrong with here?” The doctor said, “No, sir, I mean your daughter is really full of crap.” He wrote a prescription for a laxative to take 2 pills every six hours. My husband read the directions incorrectly and gave Heather 6 pills every 2 hours! Needless to say, it didn’t take long before she was no longer full of crap!
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