Friday, January 16, 2009

Friday's Funnies: Moon Over Dallas or Moons Over My-Hammy

Alright, it’s time to tell a tale on myself. These incidences happened to me 28 years ago. I was much thinner too! I was working as the accounts payables and payroll clerk for a big car dealership in Dallas, Texas. The car dealership was in a very spacious building. I had gone to the rest room during my break; I then walked through the large cafeteria size break room, then into the open floor plan of the offices and stood in front of the desk of our bookkeeper to talk with her when I heard a gasp and felt a hard tug on my dress! I looked at the woman in shock as she shouted, “Michele! Your dress was tucked inside your underwear!” Yes, I had walked through a break room full of mechanics and salesmen eating their lunches with my dress tucked inside my undies!

Do you think I learned my lesson? That coming Sunday afternoon was choir practice. I was late for practice; I walked into the church, turned around towards the pews - bent over to lay my things down. I stood there for a minute talking to someone and a woman came running down from the choir and tugged on my dress….. You guessed it… I had mooned the choir!!

Now do you think I learned my lesson? YEAP! Ever since, whenever I go to the restroom, I am always tugging on my dress to make sure it is down!


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10 comments:

He And Me + 3 said...

Michele,

I am sorry, but I had to laugh...but that's ok, because you posted it so I would laugh. I did. So glad you learned your lesson. LOL

MiMi said...

OMG that would be awful! I have always had a horror of that happening. Or...having a stream of toilet paper "attached" to you somewhere when you come out of the ladies room.

I'll definitely be "tugging" before I walk out from here on! (-:

Denise said...

Woo Hoo, funny.

Beth in NC said...

LOL ... that was too funny! I've seen this happen to others too. Please be more careful with your dresses. hee hee

Thanks for sharing. And the picture with it is hilarious.

Love!
Beth

Kristi said...

OH,my goodness. But, at least you weren't going commando! Thanks for the laugh.

luvmy4sons said...

I did that once at home in the driveway and a football player who had car pooled with my son was the one who saw it. Though he said nothing. My boys told me after he pulled away! Funny if it isn't you!

Marsha said...

You nut!! That's never happened to me, but it did to Missy in high school - at a Christian school! She came out of the rest room and was bent over at the drinking fountain when it was brought to her attention.

MJ said...

That is too funny! Not at the time, I am sure....but it does a body good to laugh at ourselves. And, boy, do I have a lot to laugh at!

Homespun Simplicity said...

Oh, Michele--how funny! I'm sure it wasn't at the time though! Thank you for sharing--I had to sit here and laugh :-)

By the way, send some of that 75 degree weather my way---it's much better than this 6 degrees!

Take care!
Karen

Sharon Brumfield said...

That reminds me of the stories that I think they used to have in Readers digest. I think the name was-Boy was my face red.

Those are the types of things that I look back on in my life and just cringe!
I don't think I have ever done that...or maybe no one told me...but it was a fear when going to a school where we had to wear skirts.