Thursday, March 26, 2009

Friday Funnies

For other Friday Funnies please click here

Last night I was frantically running either towards something or away from something; I’m not quite sure when all of a sudden I fell into this deep dark pit. I tried to scream but nothing would come out. Next thing I knew I felt this strange cold thing start to strangle me and I tried to wrestle with it to get it off of me.

Then I heard my husband’s voice saying, “Michele, what are you doing on the floor?” I tried to speak, but nothing would come out, this thing, I think a snake was strangling me!

Again, my husband calmly said, “Michele, take the mask off – what are you doing on the floor?” I stopped for a second, I looked around and noticed I was wrapped around ….a snake? No, it was the hose to my bi-pap machine! I finally realized I am not in a deep dark pit… but on the floor beside our bed!

That’s right people… I was apparently having a very active dream; so much so that I fell out of bed!

I then unraveled the hose from around my neck and as I took off my lovely mask, from the depth of my toes a loud belch came out of my mouth! I started to laugh, as I proceeded to try to get on my old arthritic knees and try to lift myself to my feet using my arms to pull myself up; a loud sputter sound like a car back-firing came from the other end of my body!

I sat on the edge of the bed, took a deep breath and my dear sweet husband said, “I think your gas shot you out of bed!”

Well that did it! We both started to laugh uncontrollably that we were crying!

Oh, and I found another food I cannot eat due to my IBS…. Feta cheese!

Go ahead and laugh…

Oh, and other than a few bumps, bruises and a sore ego... I'm okay!

This is how I have to sleep every night so I don't stop breathing... (it's not a picture of me). It's so lovely isn't it? It's attached to a machine that blows constant air up your nose like you are in a wind tunnel! Try sneezing in that! It's not easy!! LOL... Try having hurricane force winds blowing up your nose all night and see if you dont' get any gas! LOL....


He & Me + 3 said...

Thanks for the laugh. I am not sure why I find gas so funny...but I do, I must still be 12 years old. LOL
So glad you are OK.
Have a less eventful night tonight. :)

Marsha said...

Dear Diary,
Today my sister lost her marbles! Is there nothing she will not share with her millions of adoring bloggy friends? Oh whatever shall I do? Shall I laugh at her or with her? Oh the decisions I must make for the sake of family relationships.
Now excuse me while I go for tissue to wipe the tears.

Denise said...

Thanks for making me laugh so hard, I almost peed my pants, lol

Joyfulsister said...

LOL... You got my giggling!!
My husband also uses a his machine at night. Sometimes he turns a certain way and his mask is a litte off his face, and I'm up because I can hear the noise so I have to get him to put it on right lol. I need to read this post to him lol.

Hugz Lorie

luvmy4sons said...

Ok. I AM laughing but only because you said I could. I lie. I would have laughed anyway I am afraid only because you were not hurt. Oh my! What a way to sleep! AND I know that I have felt as if my hubby's gas could shoot me right out of the bed! LOL! Blessings to you today!

Donetta said...

love that humor was the result of it all. Sorry the sore knees though.

you got to tame those snakes.

Grammy said...

Oh, I bet that was scary. My hubby had a full mask. It did not help. Only made it louder when he quit breathing, So we sent it back.
I have to admit the gas part was funny.

Kim @ Homesteader's Heart said...

I admit I was laughing. You gave a pretty good visual my friend. I'm glad you're okay!

Saleslady371 said...

Hi, Michelle:
Now you're the kind of gal I wouldn't mind rooming with on a retreat!!!!! With your antics and my snoring, we'd make a great pair. I'm so glad you did not hurt yourself. You're funny!

Have a wonderful day!

Melanie said...

Oh, Michelle... first, I'm glad you were okay! Second, that is just too funny! My husband wears one of those at night... I'll have to warn him! ;)

Peggy said...

Thanks for sharing your hilarious experience. My daughter and I share a weird sense of humor, too.

Laurie Ann said...

Thanks for permission to laugh, dear friend. I was laughing anyway, LOL! Too funny! We have to laugh to keep from crying, right?! Bless your heart. I'm glad you weren't hurt.

Missy said...

Oh, only you!! And maybe my mother too if she had one of those things!
Your too funny!!