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Alright...What's a girl to do? Yesterday I was stranded without any toilet paper or Kleenex! Yep, my hubby left me with three sheets still on the roll. In his words... that is enough for him for a week! Yeah right! So what's a girl to do... search her place for anything that can be used instead for toilet paper.


I could have used this today!!!

Which reminds me of a song my sister and I wrote years ago when we were kids. We would watch TV then we would think of other lyrics to the TV theme songs. We made up some silly songs, including the following from the 1965 -1966 TV Series, Branded, staring Chuck Connors.

I can only remember the chorus. Below are our lyrics, and then the video is the theme song. Enjoy! LOL

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl...
What do you do when you're stranded
And you don't have a roll!

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Now, you have a tune in your head the next time you find yourself stranded and you don't' have a roll! LOL


The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father, reminds me of one my father told me:

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other,

"There is no toilet paper over here--do you have any over there?"

The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either."

The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"

The second man says, "No, sorry!"

The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"

Don't worry, I won't drink the water!
Great port-a-potty!
I've had some brands that feel like this!
Perfect for me and others who have IBS and bladder control!