
This is from an actual newspaper in my mother’s home town. My husband loves the way this man writes! Jim was so amused by this article he was in tears trying to read it to me!
RABBIT FOUND ON THE LOOSE
A resident found a rabbit on the loose on West Main Street
in Anniville on June 9, township police said.
The rabbit is described as brown and white with floppy ears.
Anyone who is missing this type of rabbit is asked to contact
the Annville police at XXXXXXXXX.
The resident is temporarily caring for the rabbit.
Headlines:
Goons Damage Workshop Window
Woman Hit Home With Rake
Bozos Bust Window With Beer Bottle
Losers Swipe ATV From Motorcross Park
Fools Damage Lights
RABBIT FOUND ON THE LOOSE
A resident found a rabbit on the loose on West Main Street
in Anniville on June 9, township police said.
The rabbit is described as brown and white with floppy ears.
Anyone who is missing this type of rabbit is asked to contact
the Annville police at XXXXXXXXX.
The resident is temporarily caring for the rabbit.
Headlines:
Goons Damage Workshop Window
Woman Hit Home With Rake
Bozos Bust Window With Beer Bottle
Losers Swipe ATV From Motorcross Park
Fools Damage Lights
5 comments:
HI Sis,
How are you doing, I was thinking about you and I just needed to come by and give you a (((Hugz))). I love your funnies LOL. I am doing okay, still get tired alot more so I haven't been too much visiting like I want to.
Have a great weekend my friend!!!
Luv Ya Lorie
Gotta love the newspapers...they are always good for a bit of humor.
Sometimes I wonder if journalists ever read what they write!
Too funny!
Thanks for the smiles sweetie, love you.
Toooo funny, Michele! Thanks for the chuckles...
Susan
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