Thursday, October 29, 2009

My Mom Has Been Abducted by Aliens!

HELP! Please Help! My 86 year old chocoholic mom has been abducted by aliens! I'm not kidding! Today, (I'm having such a hard time writing this), today, my mother, I can barely write these words - she said to my daughter, grandson, and I.... (I can't believe I am going to write this - it's sacrilege)... My mother said, "I haven't been in the MOOD for CHOCOLATE!" Say it ain't so! Something is wrong with my mother! She must be sick! I mean her blood type is CHOCOLATE! Please pray that my mother returns... and quick! Today she spent the day with my grandson and took him to a candy store. She bought Heather and I chocolate... (what else is there?)... but for herself... she bought...GUM DROPS!! This from a woman who has the below saying on her refrigerator!

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Sherry @ Lamp Unto My Feet said...

LOL! I'd get worried, too, if my mom bought gumdrops as she as true a chocoholic like me. :D

Saleslady371 said...

Hey, it's a woman's perogative to change her mind....but chocolate?????

Sandy Hentzel said...

LOL!! Season of change???

Cabbage Soup Diet said...

This is hilarious! I'd be really worried about her if I were you!

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