Thursday, January 7, 2010

Friday's Funnies - Female Stress Diet



This is a specially formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day:

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a
cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 chocolate biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the chocolate biscuits in the packet
1 tub of Rocky Road ice cream with Choc-ice topping
1 jar nutella

DINNER
4 bottles of red wine
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza

LATE NIGHT SNACK
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten
directly from freezer)

5 comments:

Praise and Coffee said...

LOL!

He & Me + 3 said...

I'll take that diet:)

Sharon said...

Hahahahaha sounds like a diet I can use every now and then!!
Thanks for the chuckle this morning

Karen said...

Cute...

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