Friday, May 28, 2010

Friday's Funnies - Church Bloopers

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice .

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

8 comments:

Joshlin said...

Funny!! I like the first the best!! Have a blessed weekend!

The Real Me! said...

LOL!! I love those. You gotta love a good typo! Ha! Ha!
Have a great weekend Michele!
HUGS
Kim

Denise said...

Woo Hoo, lol

Karen said...

Very funny!

Lisa said...

I am rolling on the floor laughing, I will be sharing those.

He & Me + 3 said...

OMWord those are hilarious. The one about the woman casting off their clothes was so funny. LOL

ClassiclyAmber said...

That's funny stuff!! =-) I used to look through church bulletins just to try to find stuff like this~! Hehee!

luvmy4sons said...

LOL! Great grammar lessons here! Too funny! Thanks for the giggle. Hope you are enjoying your weekend! Blessings!