Friday, January 20, 2012

Senior Texting Codes

Marsha & Michele
Celebrating my Birthday in November 2011

Since my sister Marsha Harwood, enjoys texting and this year is her final year in her 50's; I thought I would post a Senior Texting Help Sheet in honor of her 59th Birthday today! 

More and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, so there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


Marsha said...

Thanks, sis! Those are hysterical!
Love you.

Denise said...

Very funny.

Denise said...

Thanks for stopping by and leaving your sweet comment Michele! :)

Very funny list of "useful" codes; I would probably get them all mixed up and cause confusion! Ha!

Blessings and hugs,

Jennifer @ said...

Very cute. Made me smile. :)