Friday, January 20, 2012

Senior Texting Codes

Marsha & Michele
Celebrating my Birthday in November 2011

Since my sister Marsha Harwood, enjoys texting and this year is her final year in her 50's; I thought I would post a Senior Texting Help Sheet in honor of her 59th Birthday today! 

More and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, so there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

4 comments:

Marsha said...

Thanks, sis! Those are hysterical!
Love you.

Denise said...

Very funny.

Denise said...

Thanks for stopping by and leaving your sweet comment Michele! :)

Very funny list of "useful" codes; I would probably get them all mixed up and cause confusion! Ha!

Blessings and hugs,
Denise

Jennifer @ GettingDownWithJesus.com said...

Very cute. Made me smile. :)